Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
No, fuck you. I was worth it.
people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man
I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia